This is one of those images that sits in your mind and is better off sailing around the ocean that is your imagination. It's so absurd, so outrageous, that it benefits you to not pick up the trashy tabloid and educate yourself on exactly why Angelina decided to fill her uterus with a "let's get even baby." Those little infants are always the cutest. There's something about vengeance that really gives a newborn child the best qualities.
What would even make a magazine get the idea that Angelina Jolie is having a child strictly for the purpose of revenge? How do the investigator and writer of this story sleep at night? I can only imagine the twisted circumstances if this headline was actually accurate. Did Brad leave the milk out one too many times? Maybe he told her she's getting fat.
I like to hope that no one would have a baby strictly for the purpose of settling the score with someone, but I guess people have done more fucked up things than that. In the end if someone gets a life out of it, maybe it's not such a bad thing that some people who get screwed over start popping out retribution babies. There's no way they can possibly be more cynical than Generation Y.
Aren't all our parents victims of revenge pregnancy? They hate life, their parents, their jobs...so they want to get back at all those things by bringing someone into a newfound miserable existence maybe to distract themselves for a while. ......Hahahahaha that was terribly morbid and I don't actually believe it. However, if I had a few strands of super long pink emo hair, I'd totally toss it back at this moment. Maybe chain smoke a cigarette or two.
If you're considering how to deliver payback unto someone who has wronged you, please do something traditional and practical like cutting their brake lines or slipping the person a roofie. Even a stabbing is more reasonable.
Apparently, it's too late for me to reach Mrs. Jolie (-Pitt?)...well, I hope that Angelina decided to deliver this child in a meat locker, because a Revenge Baby is a dish best served cold.
